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❝I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
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robert is a dreamer



ive never been to a funeral or a wedding and ive never had a sleepover and ive never gone down a water slide or been on a roller coaster

I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies

April 16 with 1,011 notes


barely passing a class like


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If any lesbian feels like a bisexual girl is a “traitor” for dating a guy or that a bisexual female character in fiction ceases to be a queer character unless she is presently dating a woman, then I’m going to need you to take your fucked up little insecurities and waltz your ass the fuck on out of my life.

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things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

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